Where have I been? Where haven’t I been? A few wild weeks have passed since my last blog post and I’m sure there has been some speculation circulating through the national news media about my whereabouts. I’d expect as much since I am the Ham, but my answer to the often asked and yet to be answered question is simple. I’ve been everywhere! Inside, outside, in the bathtub, in a kiddy pool, in the biggest pool in the world people keep calling Lake Michigan, on the deck, in the car, out of the car, on my bed, on my parents’ bed, and even in my neighbor’s house! Don’t envy me though. This life is exhausting and has taken quite the toll on my bum knee. It gets the aches at the end of the day, but I’m positively absolutely sure that the pain is worth it. Ah, life! The wrenches that it throws at you and the dodging you must accomplish to get from day to day is extraordinary. I wish it would throw a cooked turkey at me instead. I can always handle turkey.
How rude of me to ignore you for this long! You were probably doing amazing stuff too because you’re such a good person and good people do good things for other people who are good and not good. It’s the most endearing quality about you unless you consider your ability to hand me scraps of table food a quality. Anywho, I’ve missed the bunches out of you and I wish you could see me now, but instead look at Veda. Thems eyes are crazy!
She has the crazy eyes
You’ve got love her. I sure do. This blog post could have contained more content, but it’s summer and who cares about content when the sun is out and I’m out and you’re out and there’s grass to be eaten! Let’s eat some grass!!!!!
-Hamower
My Life as a Ham 