Born a Ham

Hello, my favorite person ever! I am so excited you found me and you want to know about me and you’re so nice and today is the best day ever! My name is Hampton or Hambone or just Ham, but you can call me whatever you’d like as long as you give me some attention. Yes, I am a dog. Yes, I can’t type or express my actual thoughts in words, but this person typing does his best to approximate my thoughts and emotions. Yes, I can’t read either, so I have no clue if his typing is a bit trustworthy. It doesn’t matter though because I still love him. It is a little odd he’s making a blog about me though. I mean, we’re not crazy cat people or anything. Maybe it’s because my life had a rough start and I have to face a lot of challenges in my health everyday, but you would never know it if you met me because I was born a Ham and I’ll always be a Ham. Everyday is the best day ever.

Basically, I’m a dog. The happiest dog ever. I have a lot of family, but I live with my sister Veda, but everyone calls her Potato. Welcome to the story of my life.

-Hambone